Posted by
Harp on Saturday, November 04, 2006 2:20:31 AM
I'm the youngest of three boys. And I've got to admit that both my older brothers aren't wimpy little guys. No. They are both built on a heavier set, but they are in great physical condition. And they always have been. So growing up, I saw the size of my brothers and always thought that I was that same size.
Over time I've come to realize that I'm not big and brawny like my brothers. Instead, I'm actually quite puny. Wait a minute... I'm a tiny, scrawny, little fart.
I finally noticed that the reflection I see in the mirror was bigger and buffer than what I really was. Recently this hasn't been too bothersome to me because I've become more involved in running. And the scrawny frame goes great for runners.
Well, I'm really not completely content with my tiny arms. So after years of hardly lifting weights at all, I've decided to set myself a new goal - get ripped. Aaauuuugggghhhh!!!!
So, I found a workout plan from Men's Health magazine. This plan claims to increase my arm size by two inches in one month. Watch out sleeves! Yesterday morning I completed my first workout. It would have been my second, but after finishing some sets on Monday night I realized I was doing the wrong workout (it was a super toned down version for the super wimps - of which I am not).
Hopefully, I'll be able to soon say with sincerity - I need a band-aid. Because I'm CUT!!! (I know. The line is much funnier when I deliver it with tiny arms).